> True or False?
>
> Is the phrase "working with the hottest new technology for a stable,
> secure company" an oxymoron?
>
> Answer: False
True or false:
Is marketing spam that cannot spell "Java" correctly or distinguish it from
Javascript, not to mention cannot spell according to ordinary English grammar,
the product of a moron?
> We have the three keys to major success and it has already attracted
> the top technical talent in the industry.
Unfortunately, not to the recruiting firm.
> 1. We work with some of the hottest technology building our own
> software products and helping our customers develop high performing
> web applications
Now you just need someone to help you understand this "hot" technology, what
it is and what it isn't, and simple rules of English grammar.
> 2. We are a very passionate and collaborative group. We learn from
> each other in this software as a service world
Learn this - professionally written documents terminate sentences with a full
stop.
> 3. We are a financially successful company with over a 1000 customers
> worldwide
You have over "a 1000"? Don't you mean "over 1000"?
> You need to bring 5 plus years of solid java software engineering
That's spelled "Java". How can you market a skill set that you cannot even
spell correctly?
> skills to the table along with your hands on background of building
You should avoid cliches like the plague.
> software products. This is front end java development so you must have
You forgot a hyphen there while misspelling "Java".
> a clear understanding of how browsers interpret and parse data. Deep
You need a clearer understanding of how to market your services, and of the
English language.
> knowledge of HTTP and JavaScript are imperative in providing you the
> correct foundation to leap from into our world.
Leap from where?
> This company is close to 128 and offers an excellent benefits package
Close to 128 what? Millimeters from bankruptcy?
> including medical, dental, 401K and subsidized health club membership.
Yeah, right.
> If you are interested or know someone who might be, please apply to
> jobs@integrihire.spam, and put **java developer ** in the subject line
> of the email.
Sorry, you do not meet the professional standards of this community.
You'll have to step it up quite a bit to qualify.

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