Really??  Do you mean
a) Nobody knew how.
b) They were all telling you it was
not possible, but you thought you
would keep asking until you got the
'right answer'.
c) They were all so busy laughing at
you, and abusing you for daring to
attempt such an iditic thing, that
they forgot to tell you it was not
possible.

What's the group?  What's the msg ID?

This I gotta see..

And BTW - What the heck is this supposed
to have to do with Java.  You do realise
that Java and JavaScript are not the same
language, don't you?

[ And no. there is not a snowballs chance
in hell that either of them can do what
you want without the users active
participation. ]