java dont have #includes, it sucks !!!

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NIxUser - 20 Apr 2008 03:03 GMT

http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/java/concepts/class.html

how can i link diferent modules in one single .class in that lousy
object-wacko language ??? java sucks !!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

either have pointers or #defines !!!! its a C abortion !!!! who
cares ???

C RUUUUUUUULEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ DAMMIT !!!!

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Chase Preuninger - 20 Apr 2008 03:13 GMT

i don't know C but it sounds like you ware talking about import
statments

package somePKG;

import java.io.*;
import java.net.*;
import ...;

class MyClass
{
...
}

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Joshua Cranmer - 20 Apr 2008 03:37 GMT

> http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/java/concepts/class.html

Here, your post is broken, let me fix it up for you:

> how can i link diferent modules in one single .class in that lousy
> object-wacko language ??? java sucks !!!!!
> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Q: How may I combine different modules into a single file using Java?

A: Create a JAR file.

> either have pointers or #defines !!!! its a C abortion !!!! who
> cares ???

Q: Wherefore doth C have pointers or #define statements? These
utilizations are abhorrent blemishes upon an otherwise utile language.

A: The C preprocessor can be used on any file, Java files included. Java
does have pointers, but some of the more complex usages of these in C
are forbidden.

> C RUUUUUUUULEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ DAMMIT !!!!

Q: C is the worst language ever written.

A: Can you put that into the form of a question?

Okay, so I may have changed the meaning of some of your statements... ;-)

P.S. Fix your sticky `!', `?', and <Shift> keys.

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Roedy Green - 20 Apr 2008 04:51 GMT

On Sat, 19 Apr 2008 19:03:03 -0700 (PDT), NIxUser
<marcus_vinicius_mp@hotmail.com> wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted
someone who said :

>how can i link diferent modules in one single .class in that lousy
>object-wacko language ??? java sucks !!!!!
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>C RUUUUUUUULEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ DAMMIT !!!!

That is a bit like saying "You adults don't have baby bottles. Your
lives much "suck". You don't need them. And not having them brings
many benefits. But you will never discover them with your attitudes
against learning something new."

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Mark Space - 20 Apr 2008 19:43 GMT

> http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/java/concepts/class.html
>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> C RUUUUUUUULEEEEEZZZZZZZZZ DAMMIT !!!!

I'm surprised this got any replies at all, but as long as other folks
are doing it.

I've worked with C on very large projects. That damn preprocessor is
evil. Pure evil. Just wait, you'll find out. And it only takes one
lazy developer to completely screw you into a huge mess too. Good help
if you have several.

You'll be back with a different attitude. Go get some real industry
experience and see what you think.

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Roedy Green - 20 Apr 2008 21:25 GMT

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:43:55 GMT, Mark Space
<markspace@sbc.global.net> wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone
who said :

>That damn preprocessor is
>evil. Pure evil. Just wait, you'll find out

see http://mindprod.com/jgloss/umain.html
for creative use of it for deliberate obfuscation.

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Mark Space - 21 Apr 2008 04:19 GMT

> On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:43:55 GMT, Mark Space
> <markspace@sbc.global.net> wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> see http://mindprod.com/jgloss/umain.html
> for creative use of it for deliberate obfuscation.

I'm not talking about deliberate obfuscation. God I wish I could
remember what he did... some variable he didn't want, or it was a
duplicate of his.

In a huge system .h file, he put something like "#define static" to get
rid of a declaration that he didn't like in another .h file. This
#define was of course buried in a .h file nested several deep from the
top level.

Needless to say the next maintainer had a devil of a time sussing out
what why the heck perfectly normal code would not run correctly in that
one file. Wasn't me, which is good, because I'd a' shot 'im.

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Roedy Green - 22 Apr 2008 05:52 GMT

On Sun, 20 Apr 2008 20:19:02 -0700, Mark Space
<markspace@sbc.global.net> wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone
who said :

>> see http://mindprod.com/jgloss/umain.html
>> for creative use of it for deliberate obfuscation.
>
>I'm not talking about deliberate obfuscation.

http://mindprod.com/jgloss/umain.html
is not REALLY about deliberate obfuscation. That is a little joke to
teach literate programming.

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Andreas Leitgeb - 22 Apr 2008 12:52 GMT

>>> see http://mindprod.com/jgloss/umain.html
>>> for creative use of it for deliberate obfuscation.
>>I'm not talking about deliberate obfuscation.
> http://mindprod.com/jgloss/umain.html
> is not REALLY about deliberate obfuscation.

"The requested URL /jgloss/umain.html was not found on this server."

is more about existential philosophy or steganography than anything
else. But then again, the page itself may exemplify "deliberate
obfuscation" by obfuscating itself to a 404.

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