> Hi,
Hello.
> I have excellent Java consultant available immediately.
Good, tell him to apply at a Company, rather than a public meeting
place.
> Kindly contact me on the below given number for your DIRECT CLIENT
> requirements.
Wha?
> Consultant name : Ramchandran
Is that a first or last name?
> Summary
>
> · 7 years experience in the field of Software Development
I've got 17, and I'm only 25 :-)
> · Expertise in full Software Development Life Cycle (SDLC)
Is SDLC an actual accronym, or are you just trying to embelish?
> · Expertise in J2EE architecture and application development using
> Java, JSP, Servlet, JDBC, XML, MVC, Struts, Websphere, Weblogic.
I personally know Java, JSP, Servlet, iBatis, Hibernate, XML, SGML,
Spring Framework, Spring Web Flow, Resin, Lucen, Solr.
> · Expertise Weblogic portal
Didn't you already list Weblogic?
> · Expertise in development of Distributed Components Architecture
> using J2EE, 3-tiered systems design and development
Ah, so overengineering comes naturally?
> · Expertise in RDBMS concepts like triggers cursor, run stats with
> extensive working knowledge of databases Oracle, and SQL Server.
What, no Access? Lol.
> · Expertise in Object oriented design and development process using
> UML and design patterns.
Repeat: Ah, so overengineering comes naturally?
> · Expertise in Java, JSP, Java Beans, XML, XSLT.
Hmm, didn't you list Java, JSP, and XML before? I guess I'm not the
only one repeating myself.
Although, I have to say, telling people you know XML can mean too many
things, and therefor your claim is meaningless.
> · Database designing, PL/SQL programming. Working with PL/SQL
> scripts, SQL, Writing stored procedures. etc.
Doesn't that come along with knowing RDBMS?
> · Expertise in Oracle 9,8.i/7.1, and SQL Server 6.5 / 7.0 / 2000
Repeating yourself again?
> Skill Summary:
>
> Programming Language Java/J2EE (JSP, Servlets)
J2EE is a framework, not a language. No mention of EJB's? Hmm...
> Database Oracle 8x/9x, MySQL 3.x, 4, PostgreSQL, MS SQL 2000.
What? MySQL has a version 5 out, which has support for Stored
Proceedures.
> Platforms UNIX, Linux, Windows (all versions)
You program Java for Windows 3.11?
Do you have experience on NetBSD?
> Frameworks Web Application Framework: Jakarta Struts 1.1, Cocoon 2.0.1
What about J2EE?
> Markup Languages/Client Side scripting XML, XSLT, HTML, dHTML,
> JavaScript.CSS
Whoopy, you know scripting languages. You forgot to mention Ajax.
> Application Servers Jakarta Tomcat 3,4., JBoss, BEA Weblogic, 7.X,
> 8.1,Sunone7.1, Websphere
Meh, I can't say much about this.
> Modeling language UML
Sure you can model, but can you test drive your development?
> Project Planning MS project , Scrum Methodology
Agile good, Waterfall bad.
> Version Control System VSS, Perforce.
*Bleach* CVS, SVN?
> Tools / Utilities Jakarta Ant, Rational Rose
> IDE Eclipse 3.x, IntelliJ IDEA
What version of IDEA?
> Software Process Exposure to software process and documentation like
> SRS, SDD, etc.
Okay, whatever that means.
> Exposure to software Development Management Like Scrum
"Exposure to" or "skilled in"? You have a bad tendency of repeating
repeating yourself.
> Quality Assurance ISO 9001: 2000 Requirements & Quality Audit
Uh huh.
> Thanks & Regards,
You're welcome & hope this helps.
> Mandar
> 402 408 6601
Daniel
(clasified number)
Sorry, I really should be nicer.
Too be honest, if I was asked to interview this applicant, I'd fire my
screener.
Smells too much like buzzword complience and too little like realworld
innovation and productivity.
Chris Smith - 10 Feb 2007 20:10 GMT
> Too be honest, if I was asked to interview this applicant, I'd fire my
> screener.
> Smells too much like buzzword complience and too little like realworld
> innovation and productivity.
To be fair, all resumes that come through sleazy head-hunters smell like
buzzword compliance. And what head-hunter is more sleazy than one who
posts resumes on discussion groups on USENET? This doesn't say anything
about the applicant; but it probably means you don't want to deal with
this head-hunter.

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