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jobsfb@gmail.com - 04 Sep 2006 01:39 GMT
JBoss, MySQL, Apache, OpenCMS, Linux
please contact jobsfb@gmail.com
thanks.
Andrew Thompson - 04 Sep 2006 05:57 GMT
> JBoss, MySQL, Apache, OpenCMS, Linux
> please contact jobsfb@gmail.com

What the heck was any of that supposed to mean?

Andrew T.
Andrew Tyson - 04 Sep 2006 15:22 GMT
>>JBoss, MySQL, Apache, OpenCMS, Linux
>>please contact jobsfb@gmail.com
>
> What the heck was any of that supposed to mean?
>
> Andrew T.

Not looking are you Andrew ?
Andrew Thompson - 04 Sep 2006 15:54 GMT
> >>JBoss, MySQL, Apache, OpenCMS, Linux
> >>please contact jobsfb@gmail.com
...
> > What the heck was any of that supposed to mean?
...
> Not looking are you Andrew ?

Apparently not.  Can you fill the blanks?

[ and did you manage to tranlsate that ..klingon(?) in the subject? ]

I mean, ya' know... First thoughts were that this was a job
ad. - but then I had heard the Klingon call for Java
programmers was *way* down.  (The Klingons use VB, generally).

Andrew T.
Mickey Segal - 04 Sep 2006 16:12 GMT
> [ and did you manage to tranlsate that ..klingon(?) in the subject? ]
>
> I mean, ya' know... First thoughts were that this was a job
> ad. - but then I had heard the Klingon call for Java
> programmers was *way* down.  (The Klingons use VB, generally).

You guys don't have enough fonts installed to read the title.  Translated
into English it seems to be "Looking for Java freelancers" (assuming that
"Gava" is a typo for "Java").
Andrew Thompson - 04 Sep 2006 16:21 GMT
> > [ and did you manage to tranlsate that ..klingon(?) in the subject? ]
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> into English it seems to be "Looking for Java freelancers" (assuming that
> "Gava" is a typo for "Java").

Oh, Mickey, how uniformed you are.  Klingons cannot
pronounce the 'J', so it comes out sounding like 'G'.

(Take, for example the Klingon delicacy of the Gagh worm,
which we [in the civilised universe] know as the everyday
Jajh worm.)

Andrew T.
Mickey Segal - 05 Sep 2006 03:16 GMT
> Oh, Mickey, how uniformed you are.  Klingons cannot
> pronounce the 'J', so it comes out sounding like 'G'.
>
> (Take, for example the Klingon delicacy of the Gagh worm,
> which we [in the civilised universe] know as the everyday
> Jajh worm.)

Interesting.  The J sound is also missing in some Semitic languages, but it
can be denoted using an accent-like symbol, left out by the original poster
in his rush to make this job opportunity available.  (This must be confusing
to those without Semitic fonts, for whom most of the characters will look
accented).

It wasn't just the Klingons who drew on this heritage - so did the Vulcans,
as detailed at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vulcan_salute.
Andrea Desole - 04 Sep 2006 16:16 GMT
> Apparently not.  Can you fill the blanks?
>
> [ and did you manage to tranlsate that ..klingon(?) in the subject? ]

I think it's Hebrew
Andrew Thompson - 04 Sep 2006 16:30 GMT
> > Apparently not.  Can you fill the blanks?
> >
> > [ and did you manage to tranlsate that ..klingon(?) in the subject? ]
>
> I think it's Hebrew

It does look rather cool.  Can't understand a
syllable of it, though.

..and I'm sticking with my theory of 'klingon' - despite
actual evidence to the contrary, on the basis that
your evidence is way less funny, than my theory.   ;-)

..Is it obvious that I've drunk at least half a bottle
of JD this evening?

Andrew T.
Andrea Desole - 04 Sep 2006 19:15 GMT
> It does look rather cool.  Can't understand a
> syllable of it, though.

me neither. I vaguely recognize the symbols

> ..and I'm sticking with my theory of 'klingon' - despite
> actual evidence to the contrary, on the basis that
> your evidence is way less funny, than my theory.   ;-)

perfect argument. I have nothing to say :-)

> ..Is it obvious that I've drunk at least half a bottle
> of JD this evening?

isn't it a very good way to understand Klingon? :-)
Andrew Thompson - 04 Sep 2006 19:40 GMT
...
> > ..Is it obvious that I've drunk at least half a bottle
> > of JD this evening?
>
> isn't it a very good way to understand Klingon? :-)

I think so.  Wow, could I go a Jajha worm right about now
(more JD, no more coke..).   ;-)

Andrew T.


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