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plz make it 4 me as soon as possible

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roger - 04 May 2006 22:18 GMT
this is ma description.
Send Buffer

  The Send Buffer of a node implementing DSR is a queue of packets
that
  cannot be sent by that node because it does not yet have a source
  route to each such packet's destination.  Each packet in the Send
  Buffer is logically associated with the time that it was placed into
  the Buffer, and SHOULD be removed from the Send Buffer and silently
  discarded after a period of SendBufferTimeout after initially being
  placed in the Buffer.  If necessary, a FIFO strategy SHOULD be used
  to evict packets before they timeout to prevent the buffer from
  overflowing.

  i want a java program regarding that description as please make it
right now along with detail

                                                  ROGER
Rhino - 04 May 2006 22:23 GMT
> this is ma description.
> Send Buffer
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>   i want a java program regarding that description as please make it
> right now along with detail

You don't seriously expect people to drop everything and do your complete
homework assignment for you, do you?

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Andrey Kuznetsov - 04 May 2006 22:25 GMT
>   The Send Buffer of a node implementing DSR is a queue of packets
> that
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>   i want a java program regarding that description as please make it
> right now along with detail

I can start immediately just for 50$/hour

Andrey

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roger - 04 May 2006 22:26 GMT
ok start n send if it works den i'll pay u da money
Andrey Kuznetsov - 04 May 2006 22:41 GMT
> ok start n send if it works den i'll pay u da money
what I write works always so don't worry and start to pay now (at least for
1 hour).

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Oliver Wong - 04 May 2006 23:17 GMT
> ok start n send if it works den i'll pay u da money

   It was actually relatively simple to implement. I've done it. Obviously
I'm not going to give it to you until you send me the money, and you're not
gonna send me to money until I give it to you, so choose an escrow service
and I'll send the code there. I expect to receive $50, so be sure to take
into account the escrow fee when you pay for the service.

   If you want, you can send me a set of jUnit tests and I'll modify my
code to satisfy them. That way the escrow service can guarantee that the
code works.

   - Oliver
Andrey Kuznetsov - 04 May 2006 23:34 GMT
>    It was actually relatively simple to implement. I've done it. Obviously
> I'm not going to give it to you until you send me the money, and you're
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> code to satisfy them. That way the escrow service can guarantee that the
> code works.

sometimes I really wondering how intelligent you are, Oliver...

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Luc The Perverse - 05 May 2006 00:33 GMT
>>    It was actually relatively simple to implement. I've done it.
>> Obviously I'm not going to give it to you until you send me the money,
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> sometimes I really wondering how intelligent you are, Oliver...

He's just playing along

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Oliver Wong - 05 May 2006 15:16 GMT
>>>    It was actually relatively simple to implement. I've done it.
>>> Obviously I'm not going to give it to you until you send me the money,
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> He's just playing along

   Yes. The OP called Andrey's bluff, and now I'm calling the OP's bluff.

   - Oliver
Andrey Kuznetsov - 14 May 2006 19:18 GMT
> He's just playing along

I was wondering not what he doing, but how he doing it.

Andrey

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Andrey Kuznetsov - 05 May 2006 23:36 GMT
>    It was actually relatively simple to implement. I've done it. Obviously
> I'm not going to give it to you until you send me the money, and you're
> not gonna send me to money until I give it to you, so choose an escrow
> service and I'll send the code there. I expect to receive $50, so be sure
> to take into account the escrow fee when you pay for the service.

please don't beleave that some es.crow service can help you here.
crows are in general not able to do such things.
So don't hear to other people here - they just want to steal your assignment
from me.

Andrey

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Thomas Weidenfeller - 05 May 2006 08:02 GMT
> ok start n send if it works den i'll pay u da money

Keep you money. You need it to buy a dictionary.

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Amund Meier - 04 May 2006 22:29 GMT
I always wanted to write that program.

throw new RogerNotSupportedException();

> this is ma description.
> Send Buffer
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
>                                                   ROGER
Alex Hunsley - 07 May 2006 23:44 GMT
> I always wanted to write that program.
>
> throw new RogerNotSupportedException();

:)

Or perhaps:

 int clue = 0;

 try {
   getOtherPeopleToDoYourHomework();
 }
 catch (CLUE c) {
   clue++;
   log.duh("People are not your homework slaves");
   log.duh("Nor are they stupid.");

   // bah! So offer money for your homework which you have
   // no intention of paying up.
   try {
     clue--;
     dishonestlyGetOtherPeopleToDoYourHomework();
   }
   catch (OutBluffedException e) {
     maybeLearnSomethingAboutHowHomeworkWorks();
     System.exit(ID10T);
   }
 }
Luc The Perverse - 05 May 2006 00:32 GMT
> this is ma description.
> Send Buffer
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
>                                                   ROGER

LOL

Oh that is great.

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Luke Webber - 05 May 2006 08:07 GMT
> this is ma description.
>  Send Buffer
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>    i want a java program regarding that description as please make it
> right now along with detail

You bet! I'll do it for nothing, because you're obviously a really great
guy. You can hold your breath while you're waiting, because I won't be
long at all.

Luke
Thomas Weidenfeller - 05 May 2006 08:26 GMT
> You bet! I'll do it for nothing, because you're obviously a really great
> guy. You can hold your breath while you're waiting, because I won't be
> long at all.

Wait, wait. Don't take Luke's offer! I will do it for you, and I will
pay *you* for the pleasure to write the code for you! How's that?!

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Roedy Green - 05 May 2006 22:41 GMT
On Fri, 05 May 2006 09:26:59 +0200, Thomas Weidenfeller
<nobody@ericsson.invalid> wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone
who said :

>Wait, wait. Don't take Luke's offer! I will do it for you, and I will
>pay *you* for the pleasure to write the code for you! How's that?!

What are you up to Thomas?
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Steve Wampler - 05 May 2006 23:05 GMT
>> You bet! I'll do it for nothing, because you're obviously a really
>> great guy. You can hold your breath while you're waiting, because I
>> won't be long at all.
>
> Wait, wait. Don't take Luke's offer! I will do it for you, and I will
> pay *you* for the pleasure to write the code for you! How's that?!

Don't listen to either of them.  Remember, you get what you pay for -
I'll do it for $250/hour.

Oh, by the way, Thomas, I've stumbled on this interesting little
project, how much will it cost you to help?

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Thomas Kellerer - 05 May 2006 08:43 GMT
OK, as da others refuse to write it, I have written da program fo ya and
attached it to dis mail.

Thomas

> this is ma description.
>  Send Buffer
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
>                                                    ROGER

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Simon - 05 May 2006 09:02 GMT
> OK, as da others refuse to write it, I have written da program fo ya and
> attached it to dis mail.

Hey man! Da program doesn't compile!!!!111oneeleven After doing some excessive
research I was able to fix it. Here's the diff:

1c1,3
< public class SendBuffer()
---
> public class SendBuffer {
>
>   private class Strings { }

It does compile now, and I was going to write some unit tests, but still, the
program does not run. Do you see any errors in my fix?
Bjorn Abelli - 05 May 2006 13:15 GMT
"Simon" wrote...
>> OK, as da others refuse to write it, I have written da program fo
>> ya and attached it to dis mail.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> It does compile now, and I was going to write some unit tests, but
> still, the program does not run. Do you see any errors in my fix?

You forgot to add:
-------------------------------
static
{
   main(new Strings[0]);
}
-------------------------------

...into the class. Otherwise the FIFO strategy won't be applied.

// Bjorn A
Simon - 05 May 2006 13:41 GMT
> You forgot to add:
> -------------------------------
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> ...into the class. Otherwise the FIFO strategy won't be applied.

Thanks, Bjorn, that actually makes the program run. However, I'm still not
satisfied since it still says:

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NoSuchMethodError: main

*after* successfully applying the FIFO. That is a bit ugly and I suggest to add

 System.exit(0);

to exit the program properly after calling main.

Well, after all of this nonsense I have actually learned something. I think if I
will ever give a Java tutorial I will ask the following question:

"Write a Java program that prints precisely 'Hello World' and nothing more
without defining a method 'static void main(String[])'."

If you had asked me this question yesterday I would have said it's impossible.

Cheers,
Simon
Bjorn Abelli - 05 May 2006 14:23 GMT
"Simon" wrote...
>> You forgot to add:
>> -------------------------------
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>
>  System.exit(0);

Yes, forgot that one... ;-)

I wonder if the OP took up on any of the offers in the thread...

// Bjorn A
Arvind - 06 May 2006 00:13 GMT
> this is ma description.
>  Send Buffer
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
>                                                    ROGER

Have you tried outsourcing this project  ;) ? The quotes above seem to
be really high :D
Alex Hunsley - 06 May 2006 18:57 GMT
> this is ma description.
[snip homework]

You can't even be bothered to type the three measily letters that form
the word "for", and yet you think we're going to be keen to do your
homework for you? Just why are you bothering with education if you're
going to bypass the learning part?  Duh.

>  Send Buffer
>
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>    i want a java program regarding that description as please make it
> right now along with detail

"I want" doesn't always get. You think we're complete morons or what?
Luc The Perverse - 06 May 2006 20:51 GMT
>> this is ma description.
> [snip homework]
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> homework for you? Just why are you bothering with education if you're
> going to bypass the learning part?  Duh.

Don't worry - he will fail, drop out - and then hopefully not have enough
money to come and troll our group anymore

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Tony Morris - 08 May 2006 01:17 GMT
> Don't worry - he will fail, drop out - and then hopefully not have enough
> money to come and troll our group anymore
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> :)

This is ideological reasoning - there are many more factors at play. He will
not fail. I've watched many "students" of lesser initiative pass a tertiary
degree and even succeed at obtaining a job. I got in trouble once when I was
teaching at university  for failing too many of my students - they simply
shouldn't have passed - but they did nonetheless.

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Luc The Perverse - 08 May 2006 04:54 GMT
>> Don't worry - he will fail, drop out - and then hopefully not have enough
>> money to come and troll our group anymore
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> when I was teaching at university  for failing too many of my students -
> they simply shouldn't have passed - but they did nonetheless.

Well I was thankful for teachers who passed me when I should have failed -
doesn't mean I don't think that the system needs some tweaking.

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