All of Java will be deprecated !

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New Cultural Paradigm - 29 Mar 2006 23:13 GMT

I have travelled back in time to warn of an impending crisis.

When Java version 1.9 is released (aka J9MESEESSE), all the rest of
Java will be deprecated.

You must all start learning the Java 1.9 APIs now, or you will soon
all be obsolete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Luc The Perverse - 29 Mar 2006 23:19 GMT

>I have travelled back in time to warn of an impending crisis.
>
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> You must all start learning the Java 1.9 APIs now, or you will soon
> all be obsolete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry the president of my country, George dubya Bush has depricated
prophetic warnings of doom - even if the source of said warnings are future
time travelers.

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Ian Pilcher - 29 Mar 2006 23:29 GMT

> Sorry the president of my country, George dubya Bush has depricated
> prophetic warnings of doom - even if the source of said warnings are future
> time travelers.

Or climatologists.

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Luc The Perverse - 30 Mar 2006 04:05 GMT

> > Sorry the president of my country, George dubya Bush has depricated
>> prophetic warnings of doom - even if the source of said warnings are
>> future
>> time travelers.
>
> Or climatologists.

Or economists.

Oh we could go on and on . . .

All hail Emperor Bush and god bless the GOP.

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LTP

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Chris Smith - 30 Mar 2006 18:12 GMT

> I have travelled back in time to warn of an impending crisis.
>
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> You must all start learning the Java 1.9 APIs now, or you will soon
> all be obsolete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That got a good laugh from me. Thanks!

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IchBin - 30 Mar 2006 21:30 GMT

>> I have travelled back in time to warn of an impending crisis.
>>
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> That got a good laugh from me. Thanks!

I still google'in for the manuals.. LOL

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jcsnippets.atspace.com - 30 Mar 2006 22:08 GMT

> I have travelled back in time to warn of an impending crisis.
>
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> You must all start learning the Java 1.9 APIs now, or you will soon
> all be obsolete !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, but this is complete nonsense. After having studied Java 1.9 for
months, ten years from now, I wrote some software that enabled my PC to
travel through time as well.

And I went back to prevent the impending crisis itself, so I could tell the
people of the future that there would be no problem when you would come and
go back and warn for a crisis and...

blech... now I've got a headache...
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