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Java Forum / General / January 2006The bad coder joke =D
Some coders don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator. Bye, Skybuck =D Now comes the real joke =D Their code is so f.cked up that even today's obfuscators will improve their code, go figure ;) Bye, Skybuck =D > Some coders don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator. > > Bye, > Skybuck =D > Now comes the real joke =D > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >> Some coders don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator. You are not amusing, you are cross-posting excessively without even setting followups, and you are top-posting. Enough is enough. PLONK.  Signature"If you want to post a followup via groups.google.com, don't use the broken "Reply" link at the bottom of the article. Click on "show options" at the top of the article, then click on the "Reply" at the bottom of the article headers." - Keith Thompson More details at: <http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/> > > Now comes the real joke =D > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > You are not amusing, you are cross-posting excessively without even > setting followups, and you are top-posting. Enough is enough. PLONK. I thought you were funny until I noticed you set the follow up to alt.dev.null. You bad bad bad boy need a spanking ! hahahahahahahahaha. Please don't be ashamed if you one of those bad coders, everybody was a newby ! ;) Bye, Skybuck. I have sent two abuses to your internet provider Chuck F. One for this post and one for the post in my dream pc post. Since you probably sent an abuse to my internet provider. So you see, I am taking actions against your flat out lies ! There is even a word for it SLANDER ! Bye, Bye, Skybuck. > > > Now comes the real joke =D > > > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > Bye, > Skybuck. >So you see, I am taking actions against your flat out lies ! I'm taking action, too. One more entry for the kill file. SignatureAl Balmer Sun City, AZ Take a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Chuck_F Chuck F. has been causing major problems for WikiPedia ! Bay Boy Chuck, Bad Boy ! =D Bye, Skybuck. > >So you see, I am taking actions against your flat out lies ! > > I'm taking action, too. One more entry for the kill file. Skybuck Flying wrote (in article <43cfb51c$0$724$5fc3050@dreader2.news.tiscali.nl>): > Take a look at this: > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_arbitration/Chuck_F > > Chuck F. has been causing major problems for WikiPedia ! Doesn't sound like "our" Chuck. He seems anything but Libertarian in the few posts where he mentions politics. Either way, it is off-topic, as just about everything you have ever posted is. For the regulars that seem so enamored with following up to this guy, just check the archive for posts by Skybuck Flying. He has been stirring up this sort of dust storm in various groups for years. This is nothing new, and you are wasting your time taking him seriously. SignatureRandy Howard (2reply remove FOOBAR) "The power of accurate observation is called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw How 'bout them Horns? > Some coders don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator. > > Bye, > Skybuck =D hmm, i don't get it how ever i do understand this. "There are 10 kinds of coders, those that understand binary and those that don't" SignatureReal Programmers Do things like this. http://webpages.charter.net/jamie_5 > [...] > "There are 10 kinds of coders, those that understand binary > and those that don't" :) Signature% Randy Yates % "Maybe one day I'll feel her cold embrace, %% Fuquay-Varina, NC % and kiss her interface, %%% 919-577-9882 % til then, I'll leave her alone." %%%% <yates@ieee.org> % 'Yours Truly, 2095', *Time*, ELO http://home.earthlink.net/~yatescr >"There are 10 kinds of coders, those that understand binary > and those that don't" To understand recursion you have to understand recursion. >>"There are 10 kinds of coders, those that understand binary >> and those that don't" > > To understand recursion you have to understand recursion. LOL that is the best - LTP :) On Sun, 15 Jan 2006 11:35:39 -0700, "Luc The Perverse" <sll_noSpamlicious_z_XXX_m@cc.usu.edu> wrote, quoted or indirectly quoted someone who said : >> To understand recursion you have to understand recursion. > >LOL that is the best see http://mindprod.com/jgloss/endlessloop.html SignatureCanadian Mind Products, Roedy Green. http://mindprod.com Java custom programming, consulting and coaching. >> Some coders don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator. >> >> Bye, >> Skybuck =D >> > hmm, i don't get it You need to read the subject line - the joke is an ambiguity. Is it a (Bad Coder) Joke or a Bad (Coder Joke) SignatureLTP :) > You need to read the subject line - the joke is an ambiguity. Is > it a > (Bad Coder) Joke or a Bad (Coder Joke) In C++ operations are evaluated from left to right, thus: (Bad Coder) Joke "Gernot Frisch" <Me@Privacy.net> wrote in news:43185pF1k7j71U1 @individual.net: >> You need to read the subject line - the joke is an ambiguity. Is >> it a >> (Bad Coder) Joke or a Bad (Coder Joke) > > In C++ operations are evaluated from left to right, thus: > (Bad Coder) Joke However, if (s)he is a bad coder (s)he would not know that. So it would be read Bad (Coder Joke) :) Alan Ok Jamie :) I'll explain it to you ;) Obfuscating means to make something hard or impossible to understand. Question: What is the purpose of language ? Probable answer: To communicate something. Question: What is the purpose of a progamming language ? Probable answer: To instruct the computer to do something. However I like to be able to read my own code a few years from now. So writing hard or impossible to understand code is bad in my book ;) I believe C to be a bad programming language because of this believe ;) The real joke is ofcourse on the C programmers who continue up until this day to write hard/impossible to understand code. Even microsoft's army of thousands of C programmers are biting the dust. See security issues :) Bye, Skybuck. > > Some coders don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator. > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > "There are 10 kinds of coders, those that understand binary > and those that don't" > Ok Jamie :) > > I'll explain it to you ;) Um, any joke that needs to be explained... -- Mike "don't give up your day job" Smith > > Ok Jamie :) > > > > I'll explain it to you ;) > > Um, any joke that needs to be explained... is an educational joke ! ;) Bye, Skybuck =D > -- > Mike "don't give up your day job" Smith "Skybuck Flying" <spam@hotmail.com> wrote in news:43ce55b8$0$741$5fc3050 @dreader2.news.tiscali.nl: >> > Ok Jamie :) >> > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> -- >> Mike "don't give up your day job" Smith To paraphrase your original posting "Some JOKERS don't need an obfuscator, they are the obfuscator." :)) Alan > "There are 10 kinds of coders, those that understand binary > and those that don't" > There are 3 kinds of mathematician: those that can count, and those that cannot. 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